Pinchley

Pinchley is a denizen of Long Gone Gulch that visits the local saloon.

Appearance
Pinchley is simply an anthropomorphic cactus. As such, his body is covered in needles and his skin is green. His eyes are hollow with the exception of yellow pupils. He wears a red and orange shirt and a wierdly shaped brown cowboy hat with a hole in it. He also wears brown cowboy boots and blue pants.

Personality
Pinchley is defined by two personality quirks: indomitable happiness and a strange lack of self-awareness. To put it another way, Pinchley is, in most cases, happy no matter what really bad thing seems to happen. Granted, there are times where he shows surprise, but he’s quick to go back to being happy again. Even when Pinchley makes mistakes, he never loses his happiness. When it comes to his self-awareness, he only has so much of it. While Pinchley recognizes mistakes, he seems to lack the mental faculties to actually have the proper emotional responses to them. Not only that, but he sometimes thinks bad things are good things, like when he lost his job as town sheriff. Adding to the character’s strange behavior is his tendency to touch his face.

Trivia

 * Pinchley is the only citizen of Long Gone gulch who is neither human or some form of cryptid or other such things.